10 TYPES OF GHETTO/BOYS IN YOUR HOOD

I once wrote an article about the ten types of ghetto girls in Nairobi, and the positive feedback I got inspired me to write something about the boy child😆. I chose not to be biased about the ghetto boys alone,but all of them in general.
With pleasure, allow me to introduce you to the various types of 'mamorio' that exist in your hood/ghetto😄:

   1. The Chilled One
He's a man of few words. He's pretty cautious when it comes to dealing with women, probably because one of them broke his poor heart, making him learn his lesson the hard way; or he's not so good in enticing women. However, he is a champ in Play Station games like Fifa, and also prefers being in the company of his male counterparts.

                                  picked from gallery

      2. Messi
Just like his name, he is 'the goat' when it comes to playing around with ladies' feelings. All credits go to him being physically attractive, plus also having a sense of fashion( yaani kijana wa maluku😂). Here in Kenya, majority of this kind have a common name,'the Kevos and Brayos.' He's typically the bad boy that your mama will warn you against messing around with(unfortunately, women were created to be risk-takers😆why not try their luck💁'. Did I mention that he is a Mama's boy too and most of this kind are movie shop owners?

   3. The Holy Joe
He's basically the good boy with good morals - a very rare species😄. He can barely hurt a fly, and tends to keep off any form of naughtiness/misbehaviour. Due to his amazing personality, most ladies prefer keeping him as a close friend/bestie. Questions is, will he be able to keep up with the good behavior for long?

   4. The Rastafari
From his dreadlocks to his dressing code, it's proof enough that he is deep into the reggae culture. He believes in Jah as his creator, and you will oftenly find him listening to reggae music in the company of marijuana or khat. Most of them have a cool personality and prefer living in peace with everyone. Awuolan👊.

                      a picture of Mbusi and a young man from the ghetto

   5. The Boss
He's a common kind in the ghettos. I call him the boss simply because he is the leader of various gangs in his hood. This basically means that he is the rough type, but who am I to judge his deeds? He is always on the police chase, probably because of being involved in drugs, possession of illegal arms or commiting various crimes like robbery. If you treasure your life, you can't dare to mess around with this one.

   6. The Celeb
This one is the famous musician/gengetone artist that lives in your hood. He is 'mister feeling myself' probably because of the fame and attention that he gets from his neighbourhood. With people minding his business because of his popularity, he has to outshine the rest with his drip culture and outstanding lifestyle.

                         ethics gengetone group

   7. The Hustler
With the slogan 'kazi ni kazi', he is flexible to do all sorts of jobs that will earn him income. He is popular because of his availability in doing jobs like fetching water, carrying luggage, participating in the 'kazi kwa vijana' projects, among others. His hardwork and passion in whatever he does will hopefully make him successful in future. To some extent, some end up being politicians due to their good relations with the common mwananchi, talk about the likes of Mike Sonko and Ferdinand Waititu.

   8. The focused one
'Work without play makes Jack a dull boy', does not apply to him. He tends to be an introvert who prefers dealing with books to socializing with humans.

   9. The 'Lost Soul'
Having dropped out of school because of various reasons that could have been avoided, his community refers to him as 'yule kijana amepotea'. With alcohol being his bestie, it is very rare to find him sober. He might as well have some scars on his face and body due to bar fights or being mugged by robbers in the wee hours of the night on his way home.

   10. A man of the people
He has the gift of being social with everyone, provided you belong to the Homo Sapiens species. His house is always full of friends, relatives, girlfriends, watchmen, caretakers and any other living human being. I don't know how but he always knows how to entertain all these people in his small bed-sitter. He has a habit of getting his bed repaired almost every weekend. I think that is because he has been adding weight rapidly, or maybe it is the result of the immense pressure exerted on his bed by his friends; just maybe.

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